life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
"What would you like me to do, BitchFace Magee?"
imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon
I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality
"i’ve lived in this world a long time, and i’m proud to say that i haven’t learned any godsdamn lessons. if you let someone change you or make you apologize then you’re selling yourself out."
*ELABORATE TAP-DANCE OVER HATERS*
I JUST SPAT TEA EVERYWHERE!