morbidocity

k-lionheart:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

"SIRI"

"What would you like me to do, BitchFace Magee?"

"SIRI NO."

moriartythetease

danmyphil:

wearetwentysomething:

glitterproxy:

skullspeare:

sixpenceee:

So tumblr user coindication tagged me(sixpenceee) in a post about this game and thought I’d find it interesting.

And boy did I. It’s really cool. You get to start your life over again from scratch and you make your own decisions and see where it takes you.

I found it pretty amusing. 

You can play the game here

legit been playing this for like an hour

going on 2 hours here

That was fun but I got kidnapped.

this is rly good 10/10 plz play

alwaystakeatoweltoaparty

ohyeahlashton:

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

this is the reason i downloaded vine