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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
i cant stop laughing omg
for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard
that’s actually not such a bad idea
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
MAYBE ITS THE WAY SHE WALKED